Lindsay Quote #154
Quote from Lindsay in Development Arrested
Narrator: Michael had compromised his morals, and was having trouble sleeping. Of course, some of that was Lindsay.
Michael: Are you drunk?
Lindsay: A little. We need to talk.
Michael: Yeah, I'll say. Are you aware that your daughter and my son have been getting physical? I mean, can you imagine anything that inappropriate? [Lindsay climbs on top of Michael] Whoa. I guess you can. What are you doing?
Lindsay: I'm not your sister.
Michael: What?
Lindsay: I'm adopted.
Michael: Wait, Lindsay-
Lindsay: And I'm three years older.
Michael: Hey, there must be some mistake.
Lindsay: No. Mom confirmed it. And I know you've always found me attractive. You've been telling me that for the last 40 years.
Arrested Development Quotes
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Quote from Michael
Narrator: And the two grand ladies made their escape together.
Police Officer: Lucille Bluth, please pull over and step away from the historic ship.
Michael: I think Gangie's trying to make a break for it.
George Michael: Well, I guess we should go back. Family sticks together, huh?
Michael: Yeah. On the other hand, we do have a full tank of gas, a house in Cabo, and 500 grand in cashier's checks. What say we give them no choice but to keep themselves all together for a while?
Quote from Michael
Michael: Let's see if we are on Mad Money, huh?
Woman: [on TV] And they deliver insulin right to my door!
Michael: It's probably on right after this ad. This is going to be great for us, too. It's going to give us a chance to spend some time together, you know? It's like I don't even know what's going on in your life right now. Are there any girls or...?
George Michael: Actually I've been wrestling with some pretty taboo-
Michael: Shh-shh. Here it is!
Jim Cramer: [on TV] They beat the treason charges! We had it as a "Don't buy." Let's bump it up to a "Risky!"
Michael: Risky! There it is!
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It was Arrested Development. On the epilogue, Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea.
George Sr.: How was the party?
Narrator: And Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon who says...
Ron Howard: No, I, uh... I don't see it as a series. Maybe a movie.