Michael Quote #331

Quote from Michael in Family Ties

Gob: But I am not a pimp, Michael. She needed protection. So I make some threats, wear this hat, and I collect my ten percent.
Michael: Yeah, that's a pimp. And our sister is a prostitute.
Nellie: I'm your sister?
Michael: I think so. I found you in my dad's computer, and I thought that maybe he was embezzling money and taking advantage of you. That's why I hired you to do your work at the office.
Nellie: Oh, my God.
Michael: Wait. What kind of work did you do? No wonder they were so happy.

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Quote from Tobias

Michael: Kind of remember these being faster, you know?
Tobias: Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you.
Michael: Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk.

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Tobias: Well, I'm off to the the gym to prepare for our tryst.
Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.
Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.
Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.