Michael Quote #330
Quote from Michael in Family Ties
Michael: I know how this looks bad, but it's just my father trying to erase all the hard drives to avoid conviction. The company is fine. This is fun, though, isn't it? They brought out all the old machines. I mean, they've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right? Like Tom here.
Man: I'm 30.
Michael: You're kidding me!
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Quote from Tobias
Michael: Kind of remember these being faster, you know?
Tobias: Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you.
Michael: Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Well, I'm off to the the gym to prepare for our tryst.
Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.
Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.
Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.