Michael Quote #288
Quote from Michael in The Ocean Walker
George Sr.: Do you think getting married will solve your sex problem?
Michael: No. And we don't have a problem. We just haven't had the right opportunity yet.
Buster: Lindsay said Rita slept over last night.
Michael: Yes. But I gave her the bedroom because I didn't want her to feel pressured.
[flashback:]
Narrator: Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured.
Rita: And I like to keep the light on. That way I can see if you have a monster. Night-night. Can you shut the door on your way out?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The Ocean Walker’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
Michael: The wedding is in one month.
Lucille: A month?!
George Sr.: All right, now look, just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD.
Lucille: It was Stuckey's.
George Sr.: But I believed you.
Quote from Buster
Michael: I can't believe you're not supporting this.
George Sr.: Because it is obvious what she's after.
Lucille: Our money.
Buster: Oh, God, our money!
Michael: Let's just all relax, and remind ourselves that we don't have any money.
Buster: [gasps] She's already gotten our money!
Quote from Buster
Michael: She's not pregnant. Truthfully, we haven't even slept together.
Lucille: [laughs] This is funny!
Buster: He's gay!
Lucille: Where's your hand?
Buster: Oh. I'm having my high school ring put on it, and my hook is stuck in the staircar.