Gob Quote #215
Quote from Gob in Righteous Brothers
Michael: But are you upset about something, Gob?
Gob: How about the fact I made you a thank-you gift last week about which you haven't said word one.
Michael: Come on. You asked me for $5,000 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.
Narrator: Gob had recently made a recording of his ventriloquism act.
[flashback:]
Gob: "Franklin Comes Alive." Take one.
Narrator: He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit.
Gob: [sings] It ain't easy bein' white It ain't easy bein' brown All this pressure to be bright I got childrens all over town Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go?
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‘Righteous Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Michael: [on the phone] Since you're devastating people, tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot."
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: And George Michael tried to break up with Ann.
George Michael: I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- It's kinda racy, but-
Ann: Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go.
George Michael: You want to see that?
Ann: No, I want to get the whole church group together. We're gonna picket those bastards.
[flashback:]
Narrator: George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before when he joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry: It's a satire!
Protesters: [chant] There's nothing funny about fornication!
Ann: The bastard saw us! [kisses George Michael]
Quote from George Michael
Maeby: So bring Ann.
George Michael: No, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. I like the way they think.