Gob Quote #218

Quote from Gob in Righteous Brothers

Narrator: And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps.
Gob: Do you forgive me? And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills. [as George Sr.] I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss. [normal voice] I'm driving, Dad. [as George Sr.] Now!
Narrator: It was weird. And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael.
Gob: It's not even open. Michael!

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 ‘Righteous Brothers’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Michael: [on the phone] Since you're devastating people, tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot."

Quote from George Michael

Narrator: And George Michael tried to break up with Ann.
George Michael: I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- It's kinda racy, but-
Ann: Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go.
George Michael: You want to see that?
Ann: No, I want to get the whole church group together. We're gonna picket those bastards.
[flashback:]
Narrator: George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before when he joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry: It's a satire!
Protesters: [chant] There's nothing funny about fornication!
Ann: The bastard saw us! [kisses George Michael]

Quote from George Michael

Maeby: So bring Ann.
George Michael: No, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. I like the way they think.