Gob Quote #141
Quote from Gob in Good Grief
Buster: Hey, Brother. You wanted to see me?
Gob: Buster, yeah. I need you to help me with this illusion I'm working on.
Buster: Oh, for Dad's birthday.
Gob: Yeah. For Dad's birthday. So, look, I'm gonna get in this coffin. What I'm gonna need you to do is to spin it around to show everybody that there's no trap door. Then I'm gonna escape out the trap door.
Buster: Ooh!
Gob: You close the trap door bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box.
Buster: So it's a hoax. But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad's birthday?
Gob: Black humor. Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you. You're a year older... and a year closer to death."
Buster: Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Good Grief’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
Quote from Michael
George Michael: That was great.
Michael: Well, I meant it. So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right?
Narrator: George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather, but it appeared his father already knew the truth.
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What?! The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob.
Gob: Michael.
Michael: Hey.
Gob: So, did you see the new Poof?
Michael: [closes the door] His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits.
Gob: No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him.
[flashbacks:]
Gob: You've got a nice mouth.
Gob: I'd kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair's not doing it now but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back.