Gob Quote #142
Quote from Gob in Good Grief
Buster: Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was, but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform.
Gob: Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper.
Buster: Strippers don't wear clothes.
Gob: Not at the end of the show.
Buster: You mean you can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping?
Gob: [rips his pants off] You tell me.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Good Grief’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
Quote from Michael
George Michael: That was great.
Michael: Well, I meant it. So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right?
Narrator: George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather, but it appeared his father already knew the truth.
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What?! The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob.
Gob: Michael.
Michael: Hey.
Gob: So, did you see the new Poof?
Michael: [closes the door] His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits.
Gob: No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him.
[flashbacks:]
Gob: You've got a nice mouth.
Gob: I'd kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair's not doing it now but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back.