Gob Quote #431
Quote from Gob in The Fallout
Narrator: And soon, it was time for the presentation to begin.
Gob: [v.o.] the president of Fakeblock, Mr. Gob Bluth! [runs on stage] "Gob"? Who said Gob? Gob, Gob! Who did? Thank you. Oh, and my- As many of you know, for thousands of years, the U.S. Mexico border has been woefully unfenced. But today, that changes. Not literally today. Today, we're just here for approval on a small piece of- Why am I being so serious? We're gonna be rich. With this wall- Buster, would you get out of the- Today, in these plywood forms, 10,000 pounds of wet, gay, QuickHard cement will be poured, because if we build it, they won't come!
Maeby: Oh, that's clever. All right, get ready to storm the wall.
Gob: But before I demonstrate to you the software that will... I don't know, I guess just stop tweeting from shithole countries, I'd like to make a special demonstration of my own. As many of you know, I performed a trick a couple months ago where I turned from straight, uh-huh, to gay. Uh...
Woman: Now?
Maeby: No, let's see how this pans out first.
Gob: While my friend Tony Wonder was encased in cement and never heard from again
♫ The first time ever I saw your... ♫
Gob: Face. Well, now it's my turn to transform back, which I will do by starting on the other side of the wall a gay man and turning straight as I walk through it.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘The Fallout’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall a gay man, which I am.
Buster: Wow.
Gob: If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. And then, when I come out the other side, I will be magically straightened out. Well, cis male, high butch.
Narrator: Gob had learned a lot in the short time he'd been magically gay.
Gob: Buster, you do this for me one day I'll come to you for a favor.
Quote from Michael
Judge Stanley: All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.
Michael: I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.
Judge Stanley: I think you mean "the accused's mother."
Michael: Oh, what did I say?
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: They were two tough guys right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. Reminds me of how Hanks walked around like Jim Lovell for a year.