Michael Quote #500

Quote from Michael in The Untethered Sole

Michael: In a modern world where there are certainly more threats greater than a 34-year-old hard-working migrant hoping to send money home to feed his wife and three young... future rapists. [Lucille applauds] Of course, I'm talking about the threat of cyber. And that is why the Bluth Company acquired a new partner just for this project.
Adhir. Thank you. [crowd applauds] Wow! Look at that. Okay? Introducing Fakeblock. We've purchased this company solely in order to embed its privacy technology-
George Michael: [watching TV] What the [bleep]?
Michael: ...into our state-of-the-art prototype wall project. We meant to do this, folks, so nobody was deceived. [chuckles] And that's it.

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 ‘The Untethered Sole’ Quotes

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: Someone from this family needs to speak for Buster. Who is Buster Bluth? A young, one-armed, Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD, raised by a young mother who had him at 17, whose only flaw was that she loved him too much.
Lucille: Actually, I was 37.
Tobias: Well, no one would believe that.
Lucille: You're hired.
Michael: No, you're not.

Quote from Tobias

Michael: Mom, I'll handle this.
Lucille: Oh, Michael, let's be honest. Every time you handle things, they're mishandled.
George Sr.: Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately, you're just doing everything badly.
Gob: Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
Tobias: [chuckles] I'll pile on to nailing that ass, Dad.

Quote from Buster

[flashback:]
Young Michael: Didn't Buster used to get past the window?
Young Gob: Mom tightened it when he tried to put that starfish in his mouth. Yeah, but he's had a good summer. He's made friends.
Young Buster: Actually, Mother made the friend for me. So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.