Lucille Austero Quote #17

Quote from Lucille Austero in Off the Hook

Lucille Austero: Buster! Hello.
Buster: Hello to you, too, 2. Look at all this produce.
Lucille Austero: I'm juicing now. Would you like to join me?
Buster: It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
Lucille Austero: Honey, it's 8:00 a.m. somewhere. Oh, I forgot. Your mother wouldn't allow it.
Buster: I don't care what she wants. [quietly] Don't care what she wants. I don't do everything she tells me. Let's get juiced.

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 ‘Off the Hook’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

Quote from Buster

Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

Quote from Buster

Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!