Lucille Austero Quote #20

Quote from Lucille Austero in Off the Hook

Lucille Austero: Oh, Buster. You think missing her trial was an accident?
Buster: Yes.
Lucille Austero: Buster, I helped you with that.
Narrator: Although "helped" might not be the best description of what she did. In fact, she'd been laying in wait for him. And once she'd gotten Buster into the apartment, she eschewed the all-natural juice for the kind with cartoon animals and riddles on the box. The type Buster had been known to have a weakness for. And soon, the partying was off the hook, with Buster drinking right out of the box.

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 ‘Off the Hook’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

Quote from Buster

Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

Quote from Buster

Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!