Gob Quote #331

Quote from Gob in A New Attitude

Narrator: And so it was a very worried George Michael that arrived to speak to his uncle at the Gothic Castle, which, that night, did actually kind of resemble the Gothicassle.
George Michael: Uncle Gob!
Gob: Don't call me Uncle- Actually, no, that's good. That works here.
George Michael: Is my dad upset? What's going on?
Gob: No, he's fine.
George Michael: But you told me he was really upset about something.
Gob: I don't know. I do know that your daddy wants you to get your hot, little, tight, little, hot ass right up there right away to see him.

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 ‘A New Attitude’ Quotes

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Gob: I've met someone. Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y.
Michael: I also met someone. Also famous-y.
Gob: Have you?
Michael: Can't give you any information.
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
Gob: Is yours Julie- Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.

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Gob: Blah, blah, blah. Look at this.
Michael: What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it?
Gob: No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this.

Quote from Tobias

Narrator: And that's when Gob found a solution to filling one of the houses.
Tobias: I've been looking for a place to live.
Gob: That's great. When can you move in?
Tobias: Uh, duh! Now! Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous.
Gob: Wait a minute. You know of other people with similar needs?
Narrator: And that's when he filled the rest.
Tobias: Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. [coughs] [Gob laughs, coughs]