Gob Quote #311
Quote from Gob in Colony Collapse
Michael: Is this an escape act? Are you running again?
Gob: What do you want from me? Marriage is a lot of pressure, and she's not into it. Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy, my diet has become insane, and this Jesus character I mean, he was shredded. Meanwhile, we have sex one time, and then she's just, you know, over it. Lets herself go. Her stomach's out to here.
Michael: You know, your whole life is an escape act, and this girl seems like she really likes you. Why don't you just try to work it out and just stop running... Yeah, I know you're in the boulder.
Gob: [o.s.] But how'd I get in the boulder?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Colony Collapse’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was waiting to meet his son at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable.
Gob: Lost my wife, lost my career. When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, it was like I hit...
Steve Holt: Rock bottom?
Gob: No, no, not that. More like a trending downward moment that just I don't know. Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes?
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes, sir.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was surrounded by unconditional love from a family for the first time in his life.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Quote from Michael
Narrator: Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family.
Michael: I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money.
Gob: Hey, I got mouths to feed.
Michael: Mouths?
Gob: Mouth. Her.
Michael: Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there.
Ann: We rode up in the elevator together.
Michael: I'm blanking.