Tobias Quote #18
Quote from Tobias in In God We Trust
George Michael: You know, I'd be happy to let you play Adam.
Tobias: Give me the suit. Give me the suit.
George Michael: I'm actually wearing it right now, and I can't tell you why.
Tobias: You're wearing it right now?
George Michael: I have to wear it all the time. You'd never understand.
Tobias: Oh, please. I'll never under- I'll never understand that you can never be nude? [takes of gown to reveal denim cutoffs] I understand more than you'll never know. [walks out]
George Michael: Yikes.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘In God We Trust’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.
Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.