Gob Quote #24
Quote from Gob in Charity Drive
George Michael: Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks to support all the extra chocolate and nuts.
Michael: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate? Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that?
George Michael: He doesn't like to discuss money.
Gob: I don't like to discuss money.
Michael: What does that mean, you don't pay for it?
Gob: A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. [George Michael chuckles] But I'll tell you what if you want to use my likeness for a Hamburglar-type character I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Charity Drive’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Michael: You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction.
Michael: The bachelorette auction? You know you're married.
Lindsay: You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity.
Michael: That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist. Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones.
Lindsay: Well, it would have if it didn't get banned from the schools.
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
Lindsay: From drying.