Gob Quote #6

Quote from Gob in Top Banana

Michael: So, I'm gonna go see Dad, because this is my business to run now.
Gob: Your business?
Michael: Hey, there you are, Gob. I have been looking all over for you. I could really use some help.
Gob: Well, I was gonna return this dove. What are you- You want me to run a meeting for you or something?
Michael: Or, even better, could you mail this letter for me?
Gob: You can't just give that to a mailman?
Michael: I can't trust a mailman with this. This is important.
Narrator: Gob was intrigued. He also suspected he couldn't return a completely frozen dove to a pet store and get the full refund he felt he was entitled to.
Gob: I'll mail that letter.

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