Maeby Quote #5

Quote from Maeby in Top Banana

George Sr.: George Michael is running the frozen banana stand now?
Michael: That's right. Yeah. You sit with that. You think about that for a while.
Narrator: George Sr. did think about that.
[cut to George Michael and Maeby with T-Bone at the banana stand:]
Maeby: Well, now that we've got an employee, we can go have dinner. We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out.
T-Bone: Wait a minute. I think you should do that math again.
George Michael: Why? Is it wrong?
Maeby: It's fine. He's an arsonist, not an embezzler.

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