Gob Quote #280
Quote from Gob in Family Ties
Michael: How do you know her?
Gob: Met up with her after a show.
Michael: And you did things with her?
Narrator: He didn't.
Gob: I did.
Narrator: Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something.
[flashback:]
Gob: I just want my brother to respect me, you know? I mean, I don't even have a job.
Nellie: Look, I could use a man's voice on the phone. And I like your little puppet show.
Gob: [as Franklin] I ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady. [normal voice] Honestly I'd take some of the cry out of that.
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Michael: Kind of remember these being faster, you know?
Tobias: Yeah, well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music, we didn't notice. But you know what? I'm glad about this printer lag, because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you.
Michael: Well, why don't we just say as long as that means a talk.
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Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
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Tobias: Aw, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied.
Lindsay: Oh, T, you're always thinking of others.
Tobias: I tried that. It didn't work either.
Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.