George Sr. Quote #105
Quote from George Sr. in For British Eyes Only
George Sr.: Anyway, the Brits used that picture to blackmail me. A picture like that, Michael, can end your career.
Michael: Not in every case.
George Sr.: These are dangerous people, Michael. They'll do whatever it takes to get inside this family and just bring us down.
Michael: British people?
George Sr.: Oh, they're polite and the men all sound gay, but they will rip out your heart. And their breath!
Arrested Development Quotes
‘For British Eyes Only’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: You got to get me out of here.
Michael: You're the one that said no to prison.
George Sr.: I was wrong. There, you just have it to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have shut your eyes and give it. Now, listen, we can't go in there and plead "not guilty". We have to have someone big behind us, our own private Matlock. So I made calls and I got him.
Michael: Got who?
George Sr.: Andy Griffith. What, you never saw Matlock?
Michael: Not a real attorney, Dad.
George Sr.: Now, for ten grand, he'll actually sit behind us in court and read the paper. For 15, he'll actually sit at the defense table. For $20,000, he'll twice lean forward and whisper something in your ear. Oh. White suit, that's extra.
Michael: Boy, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
George Sr.: The juries love him.
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I knew you wouldn't have the gut to go through with the divorce.
Lindsay: You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. And you guys, weren't even speaking toward the end.
Michael: Lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I've heard your side of it.
Quote from Buster
Buster: Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?
Lucille: Oh, it's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.
Buster: Oh, for God's sake. Can't you keep my hand to yourself?!