Barry Zuckerkorn Quote #26
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn in Sad Sack
Wayne Jarvis: Michael, when we started talking to you, we didn't have anything. But now we got something. And you're gonna do time for it.
Barry: Those are the pictures?
Wayne Jarvis: They're all over the news.
Barry: Those are balls.
Wayne Jarvis: What?
Narrator: Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself while learning to use his camera phone.
Barry: See, uh, this close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you're lookin' at balls.
Narrator: Soon, forensic scientists confirmed this. And for the second time in two days the information-sharing network put into place by the Patriot Act was put to use.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Sad Sack’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Narrator: It was Monday morning and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting with the new prosecutor of his father's criminal case.
Lucille: I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning, a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies.
Quote from Michael
Michael: So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad?
Lucille: Oh, it may have started as that but I have fallen in love with Oscar. And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried.
Michael: And that was without even interviewing me.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: [hoarse] I wonder how many women he's slept with. If any.
Michael: Lindsay, it's not a competition.
Lindsay: Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring.
Michael: Maybe in the '70s.
Lindsay: That many? We've only been doing this for a month.