George Michael: So, you're not gonna believe this- What are you doing?
Maeby: I'm doing another scrub and run. My sex date is tonight, and there's no other way out of it. And honestly, if I wanted a hairless lover, I'd probably go underage rather than overage, you know?
George Michael: What's that?
Maeby: No, I mean, not that I would do it on purpose. I'm just saying if I had a gun to somebody's head.
George Michael: If you had a-
Maeby: What do you want me to do? You want me to shoot a kid? What kind of monster are you?