Quote from Gob in Everyone Gets Atrophy
Lucille: There's one trophy: The Golden Anchor, and Lindsay gets it. Gob: Wait, what? For Family of the Year?! No! Lucille: We need her to be the center of this. She's the one running for office. Gob: Well, what about Dad? You're the head of the family. You're the alpha. Or me, for that matter. I am the CEO. Mom said. Lucille: Fine, I'll get trophies for everyone. Gob: [scoffs] Everyone gets a trophy. [chuckles] Count me out. Lucille: Fine. Everyone but Gob. Gob: No!