Lucille: There's one trophy: The Golden Anchor, and Lindsay gets it.
Gob: Wait, what? For Family of the Year?! No!
Lucille: We need her to be the center of this. She's the one running for office.
Gob: Well, what about Dad? You're the head of the family. You're the alpha. Or me, for that matter. I am the CEO. Mom said.
Lucille: Fine, I'll get trophies for everyone.
Gob: [scoffs] Everyone gets a trophy. [chuckles] Count me out.
Lucille: Fine. Everyone but Gob.
Gob: No!