Quote from Michael in Family Leave
Michael: Who are you? Lt. Toddler: Uh, Newport Beach Police Department, Lieutenant Toddler. Michael: Ah. Officer. Yeah, hi. I was hoping you were a cop. Hi. Always wanted to be a cop. Lt. Toddler: Uh-huh. Michael: [stammering] But they just don't pay fair. Lt. Toddler: I do okay. Michael: Hmm? Yeah, I'm sure you do. But, you know, you probably you haven't had to pay for a meal in years, though. Huh? I mean, I'm sure that you offer, yeah?