Michael: Can I offer you anything?
George Michael: No. I just got two more boxes of Twister from the neighbors.
Michael: Oh, boy, return them.
George Michael: Feel like I have one for every day of the week now. Anyway, you know, I figure that worst-case scenario is I sell this place, and I get my money back. It's not like they're going down in value, right?
Michael: Well...
George Michael: It's a great community. Nobody locks their doors around here.
Michael: You should.
George Michael: Plus, I wanted to make it up to you. You know, I felt terrible about what happened with the dorm and... And things between us. And I've screwed up a lot of things in the past few weeks, and, you know, this is the one thing that I know I did right. I mean, who would not want to raise their kids here?
Narrator: And perhaps this is why he didn't give him the bad news about the neighborhood.