Maeby: Look, I may only be 17, Perfecto, but I know you're a cop. Yeah, there it is, that cop stare. I got to tell you, I find it very sexy.
Perfecto: Okay. Okay, all right. I'm a cop. I'm working here undercover. We're hunting down an ex-CIA operative named Esteves who's gone rogue, and it's the kids from Modern Family. Sorry. He's become a drug kingpin and his son goes to Newport. There's something going down tonight or possibly even at Cinco and that- Rico!
Maeby: Wow, you are good.
Perfecto: I have to be. Young lives depend on it.
Maeby: To be continued.
Perfecto: You better believe it. Rico!