Narrator: The next day, Gob shared his new plan with Tobias.
Gob: Good. Seems like you're done talking. I, too, am in a relationship, but mine is purely a revenge-based deal. I plan on making this person fall in love with me and then destroying them by breaking their heart.
Tony Wonder: How do you make someone fall in love with you? Can you pass the mustard, please?
Gob: Yeah. Oh, it's easy when you've got so much in common. Last night, for instance, we both got a case of the munchies, and then we went out and we stole these pies...
Narrator: As it turns out, they did a lot more than steal pies. They had a raucous good time.
Gob: And then the candy bean dish right here, we made those at Color Me Mine, and I know they're kind of cockeyed, but they remind us both of my crooked smile.
Tobias: Sounds like you're really into this girl.
Gob: Don't call me girl, friend. No, this is purely an act of revenge, filled with white-hot hate. I'd tell you on who, but this person is sort of a celebrity.