Narrator: So Tobias was glad for the break in Lucille's sessions so that he could work on it.
Tobias: This woman is a villain.
Lucille: You think I'm a villain, too? My children are all waiting for me to die so they can divvy up my stuff, my Chinese gang mates were getting ready to noodle stab me, and even one of the guards called me "Gangie," and he was talking about the monster movie. He thinks that horrible monster looks like me! So fine, you want to call me a villain, I accept it! I'm your villain!
Tobias: Actually I was writing down a casting breakdown for the role of Lucia for my Fantastic Four musical.
Lucille: This was all about your stupid play? I was about to cry for the first time in 60 years. I remember when the last time was, too. I hid under Mama's porch during a thunderstorm and I found the remains of my...
Tobias: It's not a stupid play. It's a musical. And I have to debut it on a boat at Cinco.
Lucille: It's on a boat?
Tobias: Yes, I'll sign everyone out for the night, but I guess I'll have to play the old sea bitch myself.
Lucille: I'm in.