Tobias: Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks-
Narrator: We don't have to hear this again. But he was arrested despite his innocence.
Tobias: Oh, yey, Officers, are you here for the raccoon? Oh, no, I'm not a raccoon, I'm-
Narrator: Because, instead of asking for a lawyer...
John Beard: [v.o.] This creep chose to ask about a more pressing matter. Is this going to be SAG or AFTRA?
Narrator: And for the first time, Tobias started to get recognized for his television work.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, that's not representative of who I am.
Prison Guard: Anus Tart.
Tobias: Yep, that's me.