Tobias Quote #208
Tobias: Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks-
Narrator: We don't have to hear this again. But he was arrested despite his innocence.
Tobias: Oh, yey, Officers, are you here for the raccoon? Oh, no, I'm not a raccoon, I'm-
Narrator: Because, instead of asking for a lawyer...
John Beard: [v.o.] This creep chose to ask about a more pressing matter. Is this going to be SAG or AFTRA?
Narrator: And for the first time, Tobias started to get recognized for his television work.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, that's not representative of who I am.
Prison Guard: Anus Tart.
Tobias: Yep, that's me.
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Narrator: And the two friends caught up.
Tobias: But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have ended up working at the rehab, and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. True, I can't ethically ravage her body, I have to leave that to time, but she's just so much fun to be with.
Gob: I, too, am in a relationship, but this person is sort of a celebrity.
Tobias: Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself.
Gob: Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us. Except that I'm broke.
Tobias: And I'm a sex offender.
Gob: Michael expects me to sell these split-level death traps. And how am I supposed to do that? I mean, there are no schools or libraries or internet or playgrounds within 20 miles of here.
Tobias: You know, it's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have.
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Ron Howard: You know, a father doesn't really like to hear that when it comes to his daughter.
Tobias: I haven't had a chance to talk to her father.
Michael: Yeah, I have not yet had a chance to talk to her father, but...
Tobias: No, no. I was saying that. Because you are talking to her father.
Ron Howard: Did you not know that I'm Rebel's dad?
Michael: I knew that part. But I also... I thought that you might also be her...
Tobias: Her lover?
Michael: No.
Tobias: Well, this is hardly an episode of Happy Days. I get it. I was arrested as a sex offender, but at least I knew it was my daughter I was arrested for coming on to. [chuckles] Now, about my project, it's a family piece.
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Tobias: [on reel] I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH. The graft is rejecting the host.