Tobias: The dead will walk amongst us. No, he shan't, for he ith not here.
Ann: I knew it.
Tobias: Oh, there's a note. "If I have not yet returned, I am in the Rapture." Oh, and then it says, "Love each other".
Woman: What does he think we've been doing?
Man: I loaned him $1,000.
Narrator: Gob didn't fare much better than the bride, finally being discovered on an episode of the auction reality show, Locker Hawkers.