Dr. Tilive: I'm afraid that you have tested positive for chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis, pancreatitis, trichomonitis, non-gonococcal urethritis. All the itises, really, and there's also a host of osises. Now, what this means in non-medical terms is that you have landed a real party girl.
Tobias: Well, will she be okay?
Dr. Tilive: Well, we can treat all of these things, but if she's really gonna be okay, she's gonna have to tackle this drug problem.
Tobias: You didn't tell me you had a drug problem.
Debrie: We met at a methadone clinic.
Tobias: Are you high? We met at an acting class. The Method One...
Dr. Tilive: There it is. I'm gonna let you guys hash this out.