Tobias: Now that I'm the iconic rock man The Thing, no one will misunderstand. I'm sure The Blues Brothers here will know who we are.
Feinberg #1: Excuse me, are you Sue Storm and The Thing?
Tobias: Who's smart now? Indeed we are.
Narrator: In fact, they were orthodox members of the law firm, Feinberg, Feinberg, Feinberg & Feinberg.
Feinberg #2: We represent Stan Lee and Marvel Enterprises. This is a cease and desist ordering you to stop impersonating any of our trademark characters.
Debrie: Oh, let me take a look at that. I have a law degree.
Tobias: No, DeBrie, I've got this. Mr. Feinberg? Would it change your mind if I offered you a free Sue Storm armband?
Narrator: It did not change his mind. And although the hate crime charges were dismissed, they were told they could not continue to pose as the Fantastic Four.