Tobias Quote #199
Quote from Tobias in A New Start
Tobias: Now that I'm the iconic rock man The Thing, no one will misunderstand. I'm sure The Blues Brothers here will know who we are.
Feinberg #1: Excuse me, are you Sue Storm and The Thing?
Tobias: Who's smart now? Indeed we are.
Narrator: In fact, they were orthodox members of the law firm, Feinberg, Feinberg, Feinberg & Feinberg.
Feinberg #2: We represent Stan Lee and Marvel Enterprises. This is a cease and desist ordering you to stop impersonating any of our trademark characters.
Debrie: Oh, let me take a look at that. I have a law degree.
Tobias: No, DeBrie, I've got this. Mr. Feinberg? Would it change your mind if I offered you a free Sue Storm armband?
Narrator: It did not change his mind. And although the hate crime charges were dismissed, they were told they could not continue to pose as the Fantastic Four.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘A New Start’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: And so Tobias, hoping to straighten out his image, set out on a new start. Beginning with a trip to the airport in an outfit he pretty much put together himself.
Tobias: I guess this is why you never see them driving convertibles.
Narrator: I'll have to check on that one. But it certainly wasn't embraced...
Lindsay: Stay in your lane, anus tart!
Cab Driver: [bleep] Anus tart!
Narrator: ...by the local Indian community.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias knew it was time to find out what he was truly meant to do. So when he came across a book the universe had placed in his path, he was open to its inspiration.
Tobias: They're still reading it, but... Well, I guess I can leave them some Love.
Narrator: So he just took Eat and Pray. Eat was easy, although it provided no cosmic answers for him. But it was the part about India that really got to him. And so, like the heroine of Eat, Pray-
Tobias: Wait a minute.
Narrator: Tobias decided to get as far away from his wife as possible.
Narrator & Tobias: And so Tobias found himself booking passage to India.
Quote from Tobias
Lindsay: There's nothing keeping us together. It's time to give up our dreams if they're not working. You know, your acting career, this marriage that everyone thinks is a sham because you're gay.
Tobias: I'm- I'm sorry. Everyone thinks I'm gay?
Lindsay: Well, I mean, it's kind of a running joke in the family. I mean, you know that, right? 'Cause of the misleading way you talk sometimes.
Tobias: You're saying the way I talk makes me sound gay? When in the last year have I said anything remotely-
[11 seconds earlier:]
Tobias: [sings] It's just a phallus...see!
[present:]
Tobias: misleading? Is this because I want to be an actor and all the leading men in Hollywood are gay?
Lindsay: I don't think that all the leading men in Hollywood are gay.
Tobias: Oh, honey.