Michael: What deal did you strike with her? What part of her soul did you buy?
Lucille: All I've asked is that she testify that I was a wonderful mother who did her best.
Michael: So all of it.
Lindsay: No, Michael. I'm not a whore. I don't get any of the money until after I do the disgusting thing. But I'm not here just for the stimmy. I'm here because a shaman told me that love is where I left it. Which, after much soul searching and by process of elimination, is Tobias.
Tobias: I got the part.
Narrator: And so Lindsay and Tobias took another shot at being husband and wife.