Narrator: Lindsay decided it was only fair to let her husband know their new start had reached a new end.
Lindsay: [on the phone] I left. I guess you noticed. Look, I'm sorry. I really do care about you, Tobias, but we were trying to save something that just couldn't be saved. And I have to follow my shaman's advice. I have to be true to myself for once. And Marky, he sees me for who I really am. He respects me and-
Marky Bark: Come on, lady! You want to wrap this up? My lady needs to call her loser ex.
Lindsay: Marky, it's me. It's Lindsay.
Marky Bark: Oh! I thought you were taking a dump. I must have scared the [bleep] off that lady in the bathroom when I threw the door open and told her I loved her.
Lindsay: [sighs] He loves me?
Marky Bark: [o.s.] Sorry. False alarm. I don't love you. I got to go.
Lindsay: Can you delete this so I can leave a message for Maeby?