Lindsay: I love it here. My mother would hate this place.
Marky Bark: You know, Lindsay, I have to tell you, when I first met you, I thought you were one of those typical, uptight, snobby, Newport Beach, vapid... [shouts] Nut-busters! You know, one of those monsters that lives in a 10,000-square-foot house that they destroyed the wetlands for.
Lindsay: Those were wetlands? [sighs] That explains our Thanksgiving miracle.
[flashback:]
Maeby: What do you mean, you didn't make dinner?
Lindsay: I didn't realize it was Thursday, okay? There's got to be something here. [Lindsay opens a cupboard and finds a duck]
Tobias: Get it! Get it!
Lindsay: Chase it into the oven!
Tobias: Come on. Come on.
Lindsay: Here, little ducky.
Tobias: That's a good duck. Good duck. In you go! This is going to be the greatest Thanksgiving ever.
Lindsay: It's a miracle!