Tobias: You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my "analrapist" stocking over my head, George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to obsessive-compulsive disorder. Or the O.C. disorder.
Michael: Don't call it that.
Tobias: I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself.
Narrator: Actually, it was because he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down.