Lindsay: Well, I know this isn't exactly what you're looking for, but Maeby was just accepted into private school. And I've sent the check in already.
Michael: No, that's not what I'm looking for at all.
Lindsay: Michael, it's the most prestigious private school in town.
Buster: Oh, no, not the Milford Academy.
Narrator: Children were neither were to be seen nor heard at the school Buster had attended.
Lindsay: It's the exact opposite. It's called "Openings."
Michael: Oh, great. That sounds like another one of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies.
Lindsay: They teach self-expression and getting in touch with feelings, Michael. I mean, I know you don't have any.