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Narrator: The Bluths were desperate.
Michael: I assume you've all seen this.
Narrator: The press had them all but finished.
George Sr.: [on the phone] What, what is it?
Michael: This isn't really going to work over the phone, Dad.
George Sr.: Then get Bob Loblaw to hire to hire me another surrogate.
Michael: That's kind of the point. Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us, because someone wanted a boyfriend.
Tobias: Don't blame me.
Michael: I was talking to Lindsay, actually, but he was clearly turned off to the both of you.