Narrator: Maeby, meanwhile, was about to have a learning experience of her own.
Tobias: Well, well, I understand you've been having trouble with that expensive boarding school. That's right, I can read.
Maeby: Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right? We didn't even want this project. It was a co-finance with Miramax then, poof, Miramax is gone and we're still on the hook, and it turns out Jamie Kennedy can't even snowboard.