Quote from Lindsay in Prison Break-In
Michael: Besides, I doubt very much Mom's come up with a real disease to have a fund-raiser for. Lindsay: I forgot. We have a real disease. I chose it. G.V.H.: Graft Versus Host. It's new, it's fatal, and guess who's got it? [flashback:] Dr. Carr: You've heard of bodies rejecting transplants? Well, in this case, your transplanted hair is rejecting your body. Either you remove your hair graft, or the host - you - will get sicker and eventually die. Lindsay: Can you think of any benefits? Dr. Carr: Benefits? No. He'll die. Lindsay: Oh, yeah, no, I get that. But have there ever been any fund-raisers? [present:] Lindsay: A husband with the headlining disease. Everyone's going to want to talk to me. Michael: You're making him keep the hair? Lindsay: Did you see the attention Superman's wife got?