Gob: [on tape] Graft versus Host. Sounds like a tennis match between Steffi Graf and Happy Days star Donny Host.
Narrator: It's Most.
Gob: [on tape] But it's far deadlier. Hello, I'm Gob Bluth. [Gob applauds himself] As a magician, I can make a lot of things disappear. There are some things I can't make disappear. No, not that candy ball machine. The disease G.V.H., without your help. This is Tobias. When Toby first came into the family, none of us much wanted him around. But that's because we couldn't see what was on the inside. But lately, that's all we've been able to see. But what was Tobias to do? Have his hair plugs removed?
Tobias: [on tape] The doctor says I'd be completely healed if I were to do that.
Man #1: He just needs his hair plugs out?!
Tobias: Doctor says that's the cure.
Man #2: There's a cure?!
Lindsay: [on tape] No way. That horse hair is my ticket back into society. You'll cut it after those idiots at the gala accept me as one of their own.
Man #3: We're giving money for this guy to keep his hair transplants?!
Woman: I'd rather give to T.B.A.!