Narrator: The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita.
Michael: George Michael.
George Michael: I love my present, Dad. I'd wear it to school, but who needs a "Welch wedge," right? That's when they-
Michael: Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. It's something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. It's time for us to start having some fun.
George Michael: I don't know "Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way.
Michael: Well, let's just go ahead and rip this down.
[Michael tears down an "inspirational" poster reading "Fun and failure both start the same way" to reveal a movie poster for Cousins Dangereux]