George Michael Quote #100
Quote from George Michael in Mr. F
Narrator: The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita.
Michael: George Michael.
George Michael: I love my present, Dad. I'd wear it to school, but who needs a "Welch wedge," right? That's when they-
Michael: Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. It's something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. It's time for us to start having some fun.
George Michael: I don't know "Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way.
Michael: Well, let's just go ahead and rip this down.
[Michael tears down an "inspirational" poster reading "Fun and failure both start the same way" to reveal a movie poster for Cousins Dangereux]
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Mr. F’ Quotes
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch!
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premier! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family.
Larry: Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence.
Michael: What's the surrogate doing here?
Larry: We're meeting with the lawyers...
George Sr.: [into headset] So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears.
Michael: You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune.
Larry: He's worth every penny.
George Sr.: Hey, I didn't say that.
Quote from Gob
Gob: They destroyed our town, but they can't take away our memories?
Buster: [into headset] Oh, I've...
Larry: had the time of my life.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic, Gob.
Buster: No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover.
Larry: I like making love to Mother.
Buster: I mean lover!
Gob: Oh, my God, Buster, is that you?
Buster: Yes. Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. That's all. And you enjoyed it, you can't deny that.
Gob: I guess you're right. Maybe we should spend more time together.
Buster: Oh. I'd really like that.
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. [Larry slaps Gob]
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point.