Narrator: As Maeby found herself stuck in a beauty pageant, Lucille was meeting with attorney Bob Loblaw about getting her son out of the Army.
Lucille: My God, he's already lost a hand. If he loses a leg, how will we ever get him out of the apartment?
Bob Loblaw: Well, the Army does have a one-in-one-out program, where the inductee is relieved of duty once he enlists someone to take his place.
Buster: So I'm supposed to find some poor, innocent soul and hook him?
Lucille: Well, that's not going to help sign anyone. Where's your hand?
Buster: Oh, it got stuck in the prize hole again.
Lucille: I told you not to play that stupid game anymore.
[flashback:]
Buster: Ah! There goes number three.
[present:]
Buster: I wasn't playing it. I was just trying to get my other one back.