Lindsay: So you're not the only one who's got a date later.
Gob: You've got a date?
Michael: Her name's Rita. She teaches children at a private school and we're just having lunch.
Gob: Oh, lunch? Well, better bring some dog food. 'Cause all the girls you date are dogs, and dogs love dog food, right, Pop?
Larry: Shut up, you idiot. I'm trying to watch the game.
Gob: I was trying to make you laugh, Dad. That's all I ever wanted.