Michael: All right, so I lied, it wasn't a date.
Lindsay: But you could have made one with her. I think that Poppins knocked the courage out of you.
Michael: I guess I'm just not in her league. How did you hear about the Poppins?
Lindsay: It was on the news.
[a newscast shows security camera footage of Michael being knocked down, courtesy of the "WeeBBC":]
John Beard: An unlicensed Mary Poppins takes down another tourist. Is this the work of the Itsy-Bitsy IRA?