Michael: I need to check the records for any British-owned building businesses that would've applied for a license about ten years ago.
Ian: Oh, I'm so sorry. You'll need a U.K. passport to check those files. They're for British eyes only.
Michael: Don't I look kind of British?
Ian: Perhaps if you're willing to lose 20 pounds.
Narrator: The clerk was asking for a bribe, but this was lost on Michael.
Michael: Well, you guys do go for the jugular.
Ian: If you find someone with a passport, we're here 'til 8:00. And do stay for the Poppins.